You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train
What in the hell? Haha.
So my ex and I are still sleeping together. Which is really hot. Probably because that’s not supposed to happen. We’re both super into it. It feels like since we aren’t together all the pressure is off and we can actually talk about it and be honest with each other about what we like and don’t like. Which is awesome. And plus we don’t live together anymore so that just makes it less expected and more like a treat. It’s weird that after being together for two years we broke up and now the sex is better than ever. Most people have makeup sex. I guess we have breakup sex. Doesn’t matter to me. Easier than going out and trying to find someone else to sleep with and then risk the whole std thing. We are both clean and we trust each other. Plus I know we have great sex so there’s no let down. We’ve decided to let it continue until one of us is either in a committed relationship or has sex with someone else. Works for me cause I’m not ready for a relationship now. Gonna take some “me time”. And if he gets back with his ex then we’ll end it. Kinda worried that we will develop feelings for each other again. But we both know that a relationship won’t work for us. In the mean time I’m just gonna enjoy it. 😊
when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”
When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”